Which won't work because he's sorta... immortal? You know, the horcruxes and the whole coming-back-from-the-dead kinda thing? So, unless you've figured out a way to invent fiendfyre, I don't really think you're gonna be much of a problem for him. Like, at all.
"And why won't they use the time-turner? It would solve everything!"
Oh but for the love of... IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT! What part of 'it does not change the past, merely allows for what has already happened to happen' is so hard to understand?!
"They should just have bombed the Slytherin Tower. Then there never would have been a second war."
Oh no you did NOT just... THERE ISN'T EVEN A SLYTHERIN TOWER! They're in the DUNGEONS! And do you know who else is in the dungeons? SEVERUS SNAPE! Do you even know who he is? NO! Because you're just a stupid muggle who'll never grasp the concept of love and sacrifice! Also, WAY TO SUPPORT THE HOUSE PREJUDICE THAT GAVE US DEATH EATERS TO START WITH!
That's it. I'm quitting this muggle-shit.
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